Haikus to my 8 (yes 8!) iPhones
3 Nov
Number 1 lasted
one month till concrete killed it
replaced by apple
The second was ill
the screen ignored my fingers
known, fixed by apple
3rd time not the charm
microphone refused my voice
replaced in the morn…
…and 12 ticks later
four met it’s watery end
slipped into toilet
five wins the award
for longest in possession yet
replaced with 3G
six took a world trip
last seen lounging in hong kong
someone got lucky
just replaced today
seven was a white 3gs
crack in case near switch
now 8 is restored
hopeful that it shall live on
at least till next one
